The Hot Mess Manifesto

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shardin:

shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

heard first two seconds and then reblogged

(via aveytareismyboyfriend)

classymike44:

The Parent Trap Dance.

(via aveytareismyboyfriend)

aveytareismyboyfriend:

Two of the best insanitytapestry jaroftoads

zamii070:

well one of us is going to have to change…

(via doitforthefatkids)

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

(via haileytree)

Happy Easter from me and Aarrone99 to you.

(Source: fagbarbie, via jaroftoads)

gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

(via fabnormallyme)

Italy’s Mount Etna volcano erupting perfect smoke rings.
Blaze it.

(Source: sci-universe, via too-busy-doing-nothin)

This is real this is me (after a long day of travel)

foodchewer:

foodchewer:

I live for compliments

imageim so alive 

(via curiositiesand)

tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

(Source: pilotstwentyone, via analpenitration)

teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
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