The Hot Mess Manifesto

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clannyphantom:

i will never understand teenage boys ever because a boy in my gym class said he would feel uncomfortable if there was a gay guy in the change room with them and not even 5 minutes later he tried to shove a hockey stick up his friends ass

(via matthewputih)

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via banshee-bees)

every white drama movie ever

kobetyrant:

Becky: heather, I can’t believe you would do this to me! he’s my ex
Heather: I love him Becky! you’re just jealous
Becky: *GASPS*
Becky: *Tackles heather*
*****Starts fighting******
*****falls down stairs****
Heather & Becky: *Starts laughing while laying on the bottom step*
Heather: what are we doing? it used to never be like this?
Becky: we would never let a guy get to us like this… I promise never to change again.
Heather: *sticks out pinky*

(via banshee-bees)

vibruhtor:

is doctor who over or did i just cut out the right people from my life

(via wrongtriangles)

hoebutmadefashion:

hoebutmadefashion:

my school was full off hot ass people tbh

i was homeschooled

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(via pokedelrey)

laurosnes:

more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins

(Source: arnericasinger, via matthewputih)

asian:

me: I got shot 4 times

school nurse: lmao just put ice on it

(via analpenitration)

realitytvgifs:

MAGIC! - Rude (ft. Kim Kardashian)

(via drinklikefish)

(Source: gotham-pretty, via curiositiesand)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it
expectox:

ready for the first day of school lol

judg1ngy0u:

beyonseh:

YAAAAAS DRAG HA FOR FILTH MISS NICOLE

BEAT HIS ASS NICOLE BEAT HIS MOTHER FUCKING ASS