heychessikuh:

She’s actually crying because the word “moist” makes her so uncomfortable. 

bcteria:

everything is a lie

bcteria:

everything is a lie

sunshinychick:

saddeer:

immigrantgirls:

#lit

classic

dude i don’t even believe this i know i just reblogged it like ten minutes ago but oh my god this baby eats shit from like 4ft in the air and nobody cares this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life 

papergangsters:

Inspired by (x)

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

image

lindsaychrist:

imnotjailbait:

this vine is literally the femme fatale tour

IM CHOKINFG

  • That'll be $4.03
    Cashier:
  • I only have $4...
    Me:
  • That's ok, I have the three cents
    Cashier:
  • ...........
    Me:
  • ........
    Cashier:
  • what are we?
    Me:

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

heypeasants:

so much drama in one photo

heypeasants:

so much drama in one photo

nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done