The Hot Mess Manifesto

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alter-of-the-sky:

This deserves more notes

(Source: sandandglass, via haileytree)

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad, via christianmingle)

aveytareismyboyfriend:

Pretty stoked about this 😬

SLAAYYY MAMMA YAAASSSS

Im crying in a ratchet motel room in Oregon because I just watched the last 10 minutes of Forest Gump so get on my level.

twinkpop:

when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven

(via christianmingle)

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not

lindsaylohoean:

me when i get a better grade than the best student in my class

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seekingvoices:

whitnay123

(Source: bubblevvrap, via p00hbear)

hotwing:

The best 2 minutes in Television history.

(via tickling-your-man-boobies)

Anonymous asked: okay, please follow and answer this analogy: So it's christmas time let's say, now, do you prefer receiving gifts more than giving gifts or the other way round? you may like both but which do you prefer more?

justtouchedawkwardly:

flatulenceontoast:

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I was planning on stepping down from auditioning to speak at graduation, but an idea/inspiration has hit. We will see where this takes me.