• alright you're all set, have a good day!
    cute barista:
  • me:
  • cute barista:
  • so what are we?
    me:

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

londonfairy:

vinebox:

OMG AHHAHAHA

IM HOPING YOU NEVER SAW THIS BECAUSE I AM DYING
eleadorablelou

sorry:

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?

husssel:

cumprise:

istolefrommarcjacobs:

Tyra Banks avoids answering a question

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me with daddie during a thunderstorm

cyberzaddy:

teenkai:

me: *suckin dick*

thunder: *makes loud noise*

me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*

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spooky-gloria-mott:

when you’re feeling really thirsty and u gotta stop yourselfimage

dangergays:

when u mom ask why you came back to the kitchen after already eating

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heyveronica:

OH MY GOD